You can date everything on Date Everything!

Have you ever looked at something in your home like a dining table or desktop height adjustable and wondered what it would be like to go on a date with it? Also, were you sober at the time? A new dating sim game called Create Everything! it will let you see what it's like to look for true, meaningful love through the things you see almost every day (in the cleanest way possible, of course).

The surreal sounding dating sim game comes from an LA-based studio called Sassy Chap Games which was founded by a group of voice actors who have worked on games and shows like this one. Key Role, HiFi-Rush, One Punch Man, Final Fantasy XV, X-Men '97 again Genshin Impact. Indie game publisher Team17 will distribute the PC game on Steam, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X/S, according to a press release.

The game puts players in the role of a lonely heart who discovers a special pair of glasses called the “Dateviator” that turns objects in their house into candidates for human dates. For example, the vacuum cleaner turns into a hunky heartthrob named Hoove and the laundry hamper turns into a fiery redhead named Harper. Create Everything! has up to 100 friends in your home with their own voices, styles and personalities.

You get to know things like the refrigerator or the drawing room piano in their human form. Depending on how things go, a relationship can end in one of three ways: Love, Friend or Hate. This relationship creates a series of different possibilities where your choices influence the outcome “in a critical way that ties everything together,” according to the press release.

Since Create Everything! comes from a studio created by voice actors, all characters are fully voiced. Some common names include Felicia Day from Supernatural again Mystery Science Theater 3000Johnny Yong Bosch from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and Gray DeLisle from Scooby-Doo again The Last Airbender.

Create Everything! it just doesn't sound like a new and interesting twist on the dating sim game concept. It also sounds like a great way to boost your ego. If you're depressed because you don't have someone in your life, at least you can play the game and realize, “At least, I'm not trying to fall in love with my trash.”